Last Updated on October 6, 2023 by Ketan
In the first place, you should not say anything when someone says “Don’t mess with me”.
But, you’re not the reason for their frustration.
They’re just trying to shut you up.
Don’t give them control, they want to have the upper hand.
If your friend or someone casually tells you not to mess with them, they deserve some funny responses and savage comebacks for that.
Be careful, you better say this in a funny tone and not in a too serious situation.
How To Respond To “Don’t Mess With Me”?
We have all heard it when your friend jokingly tells you not to mess with them.
But they are the ones who often make jokes about you and do not even take you seriously ever.
Then why should you, Right?
Well, if you’re in a fun mood and your friend or someone says “Don’t mess with me”, you still have a chance to bring humor to the situation.
They also mess with you at the wrong time when you don’t want them to.
So here’s how you give them funny and savage comebacks to ‘Don’t mess with me’, and you mean it this time.
1. “Why because you’re going to cry, right?”
They might try to look strong, but they are not.
And this is what is going to happen if you keep messing with them more.
2. “I don’t even want to be with you. Your life is just messy.”
They’re saying not to mess with them, and you don’t want to deal with them at all.
Inform them it’s them who already have messed up their life.
3. “Who me? I never mess with anyone.”
You’re just trying to help them and show the right thing.
But they are not understanding it.
4. “I know who to mess with and who not to. Don’t tell me.”
It’s them who mess with the wrong person and have some lessons.
While you keep your limit and never do anything stupid like them.
5. “You might be bigger than me but I’m smarter.”
Even if you mess with them, you know how to put them down with your smartness and quick comebacks.
They have no chance to stand up against you being so tall or strong.
6. “That’s what I’m about to say to you.”
More than you, they are annoying you often with their dumb acts.
7. “Nobody wants to mess with you, you do it to everyone.”
When a bully gets bullied and they start to cry.
Share such a direct response to tell them that finally, they found a bigger fish than them.
8. “Don’t blame me, take your responsibility.”
It’s not you but they’re responsible for what happened to them.
First, they mess with the wrong person and now tell you the same.
9. “Ohh, I’m so scared of you now. Please, let me go away.”
Act like you’re very afraid of this person, but you’re not.
This is a sarcastic reply when someone weaker than you tells you not to mess with them.
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What Does “Don’t Mess With Me” Mean?
When someone says “Don’t mess with me” this just means, they don’t want you to interfere with their matters and stay away from them.
You shouldn’t have to deal with such a person.
Because they are troubled and frustrated.
Either due to you or for other reasons, but they don’t want you to give them any more advice or suggestions.
You better say nothing to that person and just stay away.
They might have some issues and are not mentally stable at the time.
Generally, you don’t want to mess with someone who isn’t in their full control and act mad.
But when that friend who jokingly says “Don’t mess with me” to have the upper hand, you can laugh at them and give such comebacks that we just shared.
This is to show them that you don’t want to mess with them.
But you want to have some fun with them.